PHP der Alleskönner?

[18:07:01] <analyZer-> everything is possible with PHP
[18:07:06] <analyZer-> except making babies
[18:07:24] <gomer> what about blowjobs?
[18:08:17] <la__Peste> gomer: manual is your friend.
[18:08:23] <tip-> gomer: if you had robotic doll you could program it using php